staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.

Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.

by mkpk May 17, 2018

Pogmanhov's Gun

When someone continues behavior seen as distasteful or abnormal to the group and asks why they have been ostracized from said group.

"Dude, I can't seem to understand why these people don't like me."
"Probably a case of Pogmanhov's Gun."

by Market Bacon February 1, 2023

Gun

A gun is a device consisting of a series of components used to lauch a bullet, shell, missle or anyother projectile to assert your dominance

I'll fucking shoot you if you with my gun gun if you don't put down the cookie you bitch.

by JustAToaster July 9, 2021

Shoe Gun

A term used to describe situations or tools that places you into a worst position, usually self-inflicted. This term is similar to "Foot Gun", except was used heavily in the American South West and particularly in the early 2010s. There has been debates on which term came first, but evidence points to originating in southern Colorado.

Allowing business users the ability to make technical decisions is a shoe gun. The last thing you'll want to do cause yourself future problems when they promise imaginary things or commit to unrealistic deadlines.

by James Flavorelli April 3, 2025

Loading the Gun

Preparatory elements being put in place in anticipation of a given finale or big reveal. Can apply to the buildup of a story leading to the climax, or the work put in to facilitate a desired final outcome, etc.

It was obvious the writers were loading the gun by bringing all the storylines together just before the show’s big ending.

by motobat June 25, 2024

machine gunning

The act of posting multiple times on a bulletin board in order to hit a post number target before your fellow avatars

Example 1

Poster 1 -

"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"

"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"

"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"

"Too late - 10000 is mine!"

Poster 2 - "You machine gunning tw@!"

Example 2

BB Poster 1 : "I see post 250000 is coming up on the THUS thread"

BB Poster 2 : "Aye - i'm gonna machine gun that fecker"

by Beeksy July 9, 2010

machine gun shot gun

What little kids and ignorant people would call a "automatic shot gun".

Person 1
" They should make a Machine gun shot gun, it would be so OP."

Person 2
"Are you retarded!"

by Peter Pan1217 January 29, 2018