Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

The Charlize Roberts

having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.

The Charlize Roberts... simple

by PRESS ADD PLEASE!!! August 25, 2020

maia grace robertson

most sexy, beautiful, kind, hilarious, just overall amazing human being ever. lerb that lady

damn, maia grace robertson is so pretty i am DROOLING!

by cootxhie_itxh May 31, 2022

Andrew Gregory Robertson

Andrew is a man who was a sad fella and never found love but one day he met Noah Robert Garfield and they kissed and had babies So basically Andrew gregory Robertson means your a closted gay

Dude im Andrew Gregory Robertson

by bigblackjamescharles October 20, 2022

john ross robertson ps

a school in toronto where all the rich white kids go. all the boys are short asf, and most are usually loud and annoying. all the girls have the newest iphones, even the kids in 1st grade cuz their rich asf

kid: hey what school do you go to?

kid 2: john ross robertson ps

kid 1: damn i feel bad for u

by uglybitch69 January 31, 2023

you trace roberts having ass nigga

a fuck nigga who is down for anything; angry barbaric butt sex, goon challenges, super semen time, freaky frank fucking time and gay sex with guacamole nigga penises.

ray:"you trace roberts having ass nigga".
"damn bro my bad im just into everything freaky".
ray:"all good twin love you bro".

by ni double g a June 13, 2025

Sierra Raine Roberts

Homie hopping coke addict who can’t and doesn’t deserve custody of her child who blames everyone else for her own problems that she caused

Person1: Why is she such a bitch and doesn’t have friends

Person2: Oh her name is Sierra Raine Roberts

by Kale123 July 24, 2025