as dumb as a bag of stammerers

More accurate version of "as dumb as a bag of hammers".

Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.

She wants to ban Shakespeare because she's as dumb as a bag of stammerers.

by Pasajero DT June 27, 2022

Dumb

Dumb is an adjective to describe if something is stupid or not intelligent to do. Or that your brains capacities are very low. This word is mainly used to insult or make fun of other people.

People say Gerald is dumb as he ate an apple he found in the bin

by excrement eater 69 March 2, 2022

Mirror Dumb

When you are oblivious to someone staring at you in a mirror
Anthony Saadey

I'm checking this chic out in the mirror and she doesn't even know it cuz she's mirror dumb

by Juan Ken9bi October 3, 2025

Dumb ahh diddy ahh chuddy blud

A Diddy blud who is not interested in the acts of learning and is a massive predator with a face of a chud while being a dumb ducking chud

bro: How does bro like cp like a diddy blud that used the crazy ahh dumb ahh diddy ahh chuddy blud

me: No dumb ahh diddy ahh chuddy blud has nuh in they buh. You chud.

by Urban Chud October 16, 2025

Dumb Numby

A dumb Numby is a unique and mystical creature which is the direct offspring of inbreeding skin walkers, they are often found with severe psychological problems which disturb the natural evolution of the species, they are often found with narrowed outlooks and understanding of concepts, their mentality is often strictly negative, causing self destructive traits early in it's metamorphic state. The creatures are lacking the metaphysical traits skin walkers utilize causing them to stick to a more mundane/mortal way of changing shape which involves the dumb Numby lubricating it's head with coconut oil and entering an unexpecting host threw the anal cavity then slowly consuming the human host from the inside out turning them into an involuntary ass puppet.

I was sitting around watching Tv then all of a sudden a blue creature with a shiny head ran head first into my ass hole causing it to disappear through the orifice of my ass! Must be a dumb Numby!

by Niccnewman October 29, 2025

National Dumb Day

January 5th of every year

“When is coopers birthday?” Same day as national dumb day… January 5th

by STD-WillyDoIt November 5, 2025

The dumb and the ill

Want to continue to assert that there is something wrong with my mine and they can't do that is I get the credit I'm due so I'm forced to sit here and wait for the candle to cut the rope.

Hym "Oh I do believe that it's the Democrats fault but beyond that it's the dumb and the ill trying to inject themselves into this."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025