Matthew the gaylord:He's obsessed with fucking Emo guys and thinks chicks are weird he's too emo and gay for this world smh anyways he is gay that is why he's called gaylord..
Person:Guy's look its gaylord, he like emo boys and he's a little so gay for this world
Matthew:HuH
Matthew is gay.
Matthew:HuH
Matthew is gay.
by Not_yui November 23, 2023
Get the Matthew is gaymug. Matthew always loves when His brother puts a finger up his asshole. When his friend's hand comes in to play with his butt it just gets weird. Also, it reminds me a few times I have seen his cousin talk to all the guys on her first "friends" list.
We then go into the bedroom and He looks up at everyone at the party. This is the last thing I have seen him do.
He then pulls his pants down, opens his mouth and starts laughing. His brother just looks at him in wonder and says "We can change it later tonight."
I'm really sorry for not being able to do my son. I've been a good dad and I'm grateful for this. But this is what I should do. I can't explain the situation better. He's pretty sick and I need his help. So if I do anything that isn't helpful I will know I'm being stupid.
The next thing I know I'm in the basement downstairs taking the last shower. My sister comes downstairs and sees me. The rest of my friends all come out, but I don't make it out.
"She's here," the sister says.
I really should take the time and figure this out. What if we leave? My mother asks if I'm staying. I says "It depends on your decision."
We then go into the bedroom and He looks up at everyone at the party. This is the last thing I have seen him do.
He then pulls his pants down, opens his mouth and starts laughing. His brother just looks at him in wonder and says "We can change it later tonight."
I'm really sorry for not being able to do my son. I've been a good dad and I'm grateful for this. But this is what I should do. I can't explain the situation better. He's pretty sick and I need his help. So if I do anything that isn't helpful I will know I'm being stupid.
The next thing I know I'm in the basement downstairs taking the last shower. My sister comes downstairs and sees me. The rest of my friends all come out, but I don't make it out.
"She's here," the sister says.
I really should take the time and figure this out. What if we leave? My mother asks if I'm staying. I says "It depends on your decision."
by Tiago Fuentes November 24, 2021
Get the Matthew McCreamug. by Ilikefortnite1234 September 20, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. by Matthew's lil Brotha October 3, 2022
Get the Matthew alan Logsdonmug. Matthew is a very awkward guy you’ll ever meet. He’s shy almost all the time and is only open to his close friends. He’ll open up to you after he confesses his feelings for you, but will still be awkward with you.. Matthew will always be watching from behind and is always be jealous of everyone around the girl he likes. He’ll copy your fit and follow his friends around, but I meannnn that’s just who he is 🤷🏻 ♀️
But Matthew’s a nice and caring guy! You can tell he cares about his friends and family, and he’ll be there for you in a split second if you just holla at him.
But Matthew’s a nice and caring guy! You can tell he cares about his friends and family, and he’ll be there for you in a split second if you just holla at him.
*when driving around*
A: “What do you wna do tonight?”
B: “Up to you, we’ll just Matthew behind you”
A: “What do you wna do tonight?”
B: “Up to you, we’ll just Matthew behind you”
by abcdefu:) November 22, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. by Mattxc May 14, 2015
Get the matthew xcmug.