Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.

Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jakes

Police. People use this word to look less suspicious.

Jakes kicked down my front door and took everything

by Karinpidh October 16, 2020

Jake

A person who has a horse sized cock and is much much taller than it's counterpart - the jacob who is the exact opposite.

Wow your penis is so large, you must be a Jake

by JJake12345 October 16, 2020

jake godwin

a little boy who would suck me dry for a penny.

Me: Jakey Poo, i'm in need of a pick-me up.

Jake Godwin: Sure man! You got a penny? I'll suck ya dry.

by single male looking for love March 27, 2017

Jake bury

A man that has a huge cock

Wow his cock was enormous what a jake Bury

by Swagdaddy5595580 April 5, 2017