Instagrat

Portmanteau for Instant Gratification, that is the need to immediately fulfill an urge or desire

I wonder if the Instagrat generation will be able to parent the next generation

by poira October 23, 2022

instastracted

Unable to do get anything done because you got preoccupied with Instagram.

I wanted to get the house cleaned, but I got Instastracted.

by Jammond Cheese November 14, 2022

Instarupting

Verb.
Noun equivalent: instarupting

When you're trying to do some group activity and it gets interrupted by someone who has to post about it on Instagram immediately.

We are never going to get out of this escape room. Kelly keeps instarupting when she's supposed to work on the puzzles.

by Baraka Bryan December 11, 2022

Instant Relax

Weed

Jacob: Aye ma man, do you have Instant Relax?

by FlyingKP February 6, 2023

Instagram lust

n. A global phenomenon of people thinking they're seeing the love of their life while scrolling on instagram even though they've never spoken or interacted with them.

That bitch is not the love of your life, you have Instagram lust.

by Adam_is_a_real_human March 22, 2023

Instagram

A platform a smart boyfriend should never let their girl post on.

Jake let his girlfriend post on instagram for the whole world to see her massive knockers in a bikini. The next week Asher fucked her brains out.

Nice Job Jake!

by btcterms March 30, 2023

Instabaited

When you see something amazing on instagram, just for it to be overhyped and completely underwhelming in reality.

Sarah went to the pop-up bar she saw on instagram and realized she got instabaited.

by IzzyWong June 5, 2023