karen moment

When a girl (or boy) named Karen says or does something so derpy that you want to slap yourself with multicolored dildos.

Karen: "Is Pennsylvania in Denver?"
Eric: "Thats a Karen moment. Slap yo-self.

by Yangatang September 11, 2016

Ethan Moment

A moment where Ethan for some unknown reason brought his burrito into the school bathroom, only to then drop it on the floor

Ethan: oh no! I’ve dropped my burrito in the bathroom!
Everyone: This is a certified Ethan Moment

by Mr. Will618 March 9, 2021

Angelo Moment

When someone has done something so stupid and "dumbass" isn't enough to describe it.

Wow man that was so fucking stupid
Yeah man I think I just had an Angelo moment

by SmorfHorfMgorf February 13, 2019

ok moment

Ok moment is when sombody says anything at all and you have no opinion to it

A boy named ingi : i just beat my meat twise this morning

Me: ok moment

by B-snaer March 26, 2019

blond moment

Someone other than a blond who has no street sense; forgetting something you learned as a child.

Keisha: Girl, you know what? I forgot how to start the car for a minute there.

Stacie: You must be having a blond moment.

by Nykky July 31, 2005

sperm of the moment

unplanned spontaneous sex

It was sperm of the moment so I forgot to put on a condom.

by Kenric October 18, 2006

tard moment

Caution: May be offensive to some

short for retard moment

1. Describes a moment when you are trying to solve a problem, and are wracking your brain and when you find how simple the answer is, you marvel at your own stupidity
2. When you are talking and totally forget what you are talking about

Person 1: Yeah and then I went to....*blanks out*
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I totally forgot what I was saying, tard moment #1.
Person 2: ha ha ha

by Chairman July 2, 2004