douche queen

A major douche bag.

Look at that douche queen. What a faggotron da vinci.

by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011

Douche Canoe

Someone who is such a douche, that his/her douchiness fills a small boat.

That guy cut me off! What a fucking douche canoe!

by Can't find my nipples April 24, 2015

douche blimp

A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.

B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.

A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.

B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.

C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.

by Nosie April 30, 2010

Douchy Douche

a douchebag with uber douche like qualities

a douche bag in a rice burner cutting you off without signaling then break checking you and then going below the speed limit, a typical douchy douche

by lVl46607 November 20, 2010

Douche Canoe

Noun: The title one gives their cheating ex.

Girlfriend: Shit, here he comes.
Boyfriend: Is that the guy you told me about?
Girlfriend: Ya; he's such a douche canoe.

by RandyRubix October 3, 2016

Douche Nozzle

Samurai topknot hairstyle worn by a hipster, most probably also sporting a beard.

check out the barista with the douche nozzle.

by Wizgy October 27, 2018

Douche Canoe

Someone who is being such an ass that they need to immediately leave your presence and float away forever like a canoe

Wyatt left you on read and hasn’t replied in over a week? What a douche canoe

by mlex July 15, 2019