Majority of “Prosper Dads” fully belive their son is getting a full ride football scholarship to a D1 school, has started their middle schooler on performance enhancing “vitamins” and considers it a compliment when their town is used as a derogatory adjective to describe their imprudent financial decisions (ie: “That’s very Prosper of them). They are so involved with their son’s sports career, that they choose not to question the validity of their wife’s new career path as a social media influencer as long as she’s busy and not bothering him.
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
Get the prosper dadmug. My dad is not like other dads. He truly cares about me and my sister, and does the most that he can to make us have good lives. He works and works to take care of us, and he doesn’t get as much recognition as he should. My dad is funny, jokes around (makes mostly dad jokes), and is really good at technology. This Father’s Day, I wanted to see if I could get this on a mug since there’s always coffee brewed in the mornings. But hey dad, thank you for being extraordinary and I love you so much, and thank you for everything you do. You make a big difference in my life each day, happy Father’s Day.
by saraoic June 15, 2018
Get the Dadmug. something a black man doesn't have
by fat muffin October 7, 2019
Get the dadmug. 
Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.
by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023
Get the Wallpaper Dadmug. by minecraftveteran August 1, 2020
Get the My Dadmug. When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen
Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked
by Cartini July 5, 2022
Get the Dad Hookedmug.