Dad bf

a fat hairy obese neckbeard discord mod that has bad breath and a receding hairline. they usually weigh over 400 lbs and have LOTS of body hair and acne. that’s basically what a dad bf is.

he weighs 638 lbs, smells bad and doesn’t shower .. he’s such a dad bf.

by angelicdoll111 September 21, 2023

Ice age baby dad

A tall guy with a broad nose and body type with a dark brown bob cut from the first ice age movie

Wow Cailan looks like the ice age baby dad

by Feetus yeetus April 19, 2020

Dad

Literally The King Of Buying Milk.

Dad:*Goes Out To Buy Milk*
Me: Dad? Where Are You Going?
Dad: Going to buy some milk
Me: Ok
*15 years later*
Dad: Im back. I have 1,847,173,473,208 boxes of milk.
Me: nani

by ur mom 😎 December 21, 2021

Dad

That one person that went to get milk but never came home.

Alright son I need to go to the store and get some milk be RIGHT back.The son”Ok Dad.

by Hithere65 September 24, 2019

dad

something that dream stans lack

Dads cannot be fathers of dream stans

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 22, 2023

Freds dad

Some nigga that steals people chins while they sleep

#LongChinTribe

I can’t wait for Freds Dad to drop his new album with that Nigga X

Damn that nigga Fred really left me with a wet chin this morning

by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021

Mom and dad

Family member

Hey mom and dad

by Airforce1 February 11, 2022