apple

APPLES ARE JUCIEY AND REALLY RED LIKE THE NEW VERSION OF A SMURF SHOUTOUTY TO MY FRIENDS OLIVIA AND AESLEN THX

APPLES ARE JUICY PERIOT

by okay_boomer December 10, 2019

alibi apple

The one produce item purchased alongside candy and junk food to give the cashier the impression that you're not an unhealthy slob.

I got a box of Hot Pockets, a case of Coke, a bag of Hot Cheetos and threw in an alibi apple so the cashier wouldn't judge me.

by alibiapple August 8, 2014

rotten apple

an offensive term for a school age child (under the age of 18) who has disciplinary problems and is being rebellious against their parents.

mother: Becky, what is wrong with you. I didn't give birth to you so as a teenager you would be a rotten apple.

Becky: Lol. i not a rotten apple, mom. you as my computer illiterate simply don't understand the children and teenagers of our generation.

by Sexydimma June 1, 2012

appled

As opposed to an applet elsewhere defined as a program that runs in a web browser that appled conversely and not as tersely refers merely to applauding the common apple.

This appled applies applause in a plausible plurality opposition of how amazingly perfect is that apple, created by God, that man in his countless efforts of reproduction thereof by means of photography, art, sculpture, pictography, etc. has still not succeeded in recapturing elements characteristic of what God essentially intented to be an apple.

by Hercolena Oliver May 12, 2008

Flat-apple

A way to mess with your friends because this word doesn't exist.

Camille didn't know what flat-apple meant and googled it

by Okokpkokejenkd May 19, 2017

Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.

“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”

by NizariahP August 26, 2022

Apple

You dumbass it's a red circle that you eat

I hope you choke on an apple

by Random_definition_er June 9, 2024