Asian The Andrew 

- Most cool person.
- Has a 4.0 GPA throughout middle and highschool.
- Has a 12-Inch Ravioli at the subway he works at.
- Very funny dude.
- Jungkook Bias.
- Thinks peter is overrated and fell off + ratio, low IQ (probably under 0.8), maybe have a severe case of autism.)
- Asian is the best person in the world.
- Likes fried rice.
- Lil Nas X Good, YB Overrated ASF.

Asian The Andrew- Hey, they got fried rice over there?
Someone - No.
Asian The Andrew - Commit the not alive.

Asian The Andrew by SENPAI REP ME FOR COOKIE December 13, 2021

Izzybella and Andrew Garfield 

They are meant to be. Izzybella does not care if he’s 38. Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man 😮 💨

“IZZYBELLA HAS A CRUSH ON ANDREW GARFIELD!”

Izzybella says “oh yea I do 😮 💨”
“Izzybella and Andrew Garfield are superior together”

Izzybella and Andrew Garfield by Yesurmomsuncle February 11, 2022

Pulling An Andrew

Getting high off grenadine and eating nothing but jits kibble

He said he’s only ever had three shirley temples and eats balanced meals, but I know he’s pulling an Andrew!

Pulling An Andrew by Supercajafrajalistuhexpealidos March 27, 2022

Roman n Andrew 

the 2 dick sucks and glazers

“Yo julian u hurd about Roman n Andrew??”

“Yes bro they be ds”

Roman n Andrew by grevoscar122 April 4, 2022

Pulling an Andrew

To completely whiff a ball in tennis.

Wow, these new kids keep Pulling an Andrew.

Pulling an Andrew by Maimas August 7, 2022

Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!

Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...

A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"

Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson! by Hym Iam February 8, 2024

Why is Andrew Tate sucessful 

Because I was ranting about how trivial it would be to become more successful than Joe Rogan (Or Jordan Peterson for that matter) and one of the ways I listed using a fat cock to rope women into doing a cam-girl website. Then, I wrote an instruction manual for how to game the YouTube algorithm.

Hym "Why is Andrew Tate sucessful? Because he did those 2 things. And no other reason. It wasn't hard work. His hard work didn't even get him into the Ufc. My work is the cardinal contribution to his success. And I'm more still more successful than all three of them. Because what is happening to me now is not relegated to the past. No matter how hard you try to narrate it as such."

Why is Andrew Tate sucessful by Hym Iam January 26, 2025