Twat

A slur meaning "vagina", used more less frequently by the British than by people on the internet pretending to look British.

12 Y/o Freak: Im d beeeeest, dont f*** with me, u twat!
Tom: Holy fuck, its a Brit!

by Perpetual Fuckup September 16, 2017

twat toot

When engaged in intercourse the vagaina becomes wet and makes a fart like sound when the penis enters.

Stephanie got so wet last nite during sex she began to twat toot.

by The Wordmieser December 1, 2015

Jumble twat

Hittin ya self whilst fisting ya hickey

Your a jumble twat

by Urban5674 September 28, 2020

Twat outfit

An outfit worn by a shitty superintendent at graduation who couldn’t care less about his appearance or what the community thinks of him.

Why is he wearing a twat outfit instead of a shirt and tie?

by KimPossible33 July 5, 2024

Twat

Twat means a fool

Ben:i don't know what 1+1 is
Jake: youre a twat

by B3nMi113r061999 February 7, 2019

twat gobblin

A girl who eats pussy after cumming multiple times

Hey look Sally is a twat gobblin

by stonedsurfer5524 October 3, 2013

Twat Swat

A twat swat is where you give a girl a hard swat right in the twat. Most affective when the girl is on their bleedy time

Asia: Yo Brady your girl was being a bitch last night

Brady: oh I know I gave that bitch a swift Twat Swat

by George kalahan May 10, 2016