Turd

What congress is now being paid to provide to the American people.
The legislative process output.
The result of too many lawyers thinking about things.

Congress is spending a lot of time and tax payer money to try to pass that turd.

by Loqucious-T March 19, 2010

Turd Burglar

The act of sneaking up on a drunk passed out girl at a party and having anal sex with her. The next morning she will wake up and realize her ass cherry has been stolen

Damn did you hear about that party lat night, Brittany lost her ass cherry to a Turd Burglar.

by carolina hitman November 7, 2010

Turd Channel

The Poop Chute, the Hershey Highway, aka Asshole.

Last night Diane let me stick my tube steak straight up her Turd Channel.

by iliketigobittys March 13, 2011

turdburg

A lesser-known Jewish surname

I'd like to introduce you to Bernie Madoff's assistant, Mr. Adolf Turdburg.

by Elkfsan Enaflk January 15, 2011

Turd Duster

The worst job ever. It's when a man or woman has to sweep turds with a dust pan.

Bill: Sally has to sweep up turds, cause she's a turd duster.

by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011

TURD TRANSPLANT

(TURD TRANSPLANT)
A Turd transplant is where two people decide to take a Shit. Then they freeze the turds and label who's turd is who's. After the turds are good and solid they lube up their own anus and insert the other person's turd into their own ass. Then they hold it until the turd is ready to be evacuated. They attempt to shit the others turd while the other one lays under his ass and masterbates. TURD TRANSPLANT

Captain Clitoris decided to do a turd transplant with his dog.

by Pimpshooga April 22, 2017

urban turd

To take a turd in an outdoors yet urban environment ie. housing estate, alleyway, school yard etc

"did you hear, henry took an urban turd on the door"

by jeff member May 29, 2008