Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016

all salad

The phrase one may use to describe a cowardly male -one who eats meat and acts tough but is as soft as a ranch-dressing soaked salad.

Luke: "Shit, Dusty. I heard you couldn't get your wife to mind you the other day. What are you soft or something?"
Dusty: "No, Luke. I am not soft at all. I respect my wife and all women for that matter. I don't feel the need to act all tough, for I'm not the one who is afraid that people see me as all salad."
Luke: "Hell, I wouldn't eat a salad even if I was starvin!"
Dusty: "You keep treating your wife that way and you be starving and all salad and NO NUTS!"

by von groovy June 22, 2024

Crab Salad

When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.

I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.

by Jalsss April 5, 2022

eat my salad

The action of eating ones butthole.

Come and eat my salad.

by Likdicky625 April 25, 2023

banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.

Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!

by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025

Suddenly salad

When one gets extremely aroused when performing cunnilingus or fellatio and one's tongue ventures south to the anus, as in tossing salad.

"Dude she was so hot I went down on her like crazy and licked her ass...when she jumped and said WTF are you doing? I just said..SUDDENLY SALAD!!

by Johansen Borgerman August 28, 2019

bunning her salad

the act of having unprotected anal sex with a female partner.

ya so me and chloe were goin' at it and i ended up bunning her salad.. it was pretty good!

by theAnon February 7, 2014