Noodle Salad

When a group of guys put plastic dildos in a girls mouth.

The boys and me noodle salad this girl last night!

by Karen Schnipples September 4, 2016

Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019

spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

anus salad

The act of making a salad but instead of using a bowl you use the man's asshole.

Yo that was a killer party last night and that anus salad was a double wide surprise.

by BigDickWizard69 September 23, 2021

the salad dressing

"The salad dressing" is an idiomatic expression used to describe a situation where something bad or negative is added to an already terrible thing, making it even worse. This phrase is often used to express a sense of imperfection or loss, at times even degeneracy.

"so that guy did insert thing here"
"yeah?"
"and the salad dressing here is that he did insert other thing here as well"
"woah man"

by thesuperpizzalegend37 March 30, 2024

Oompa Loompa Salad

A role given when anyone is an immeasurable violent threat to any society (physically or mentally) and immeasurable hater of Wonkanese. Should be avoided at all costs, if seen report to authorities to sacrifice.
Should not be used as a insult, this role is too derogatory to be used in that manner.

On behalf of North Korean Willy Wonka, the Wonkanese Federal Court hereby makes you an Oompa Loompa Salad. Your sacrificing will be at the last of the OLS sacrifice list.

by Wonkanese November 3, 2022

potato salad

when you carve a hole in a potato and nut into it before putting it in a girl and fucking her brains out

" ay man did you hit last night"
"yeah i gave her the old potato salad"

by anonymous January 28, 2022