Twat Pickle

One who simply acts as a twat and looks like a pickle. Also refer to bitch, pickle, and twat.

Quit your whining you fucking twat pickle!

by jordaniandaviasian March 19, 2016

Twat

Katie Leput

Katie Leput is a twat.

by CheekyCheeseGrater November 6, 2022

clit twat

Female equivalent of dickhead.

She's a 100% genuine, no artificial flavouring, no artificial colouring, gluten free clit twat.

by punchuspilot January 21, 2022

Twat-in-a-box

Obnoxious van driver, that believes he should be the only one allowed on the road.

"Look at that twat-in-a-box changing lanes without even indicating."

by Uldrich_VonDinklebutt October 12, 2016

death twat signature drink

Death twats always drink a Captain and Sprite. She requires a lime.

Me: “Excuse me. I need a lime with my Captain and Sprite.”
Bartender: “oh Lord, thats the Death Twat Signature Drink”

by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018

Twat Waffle

Akin to a douchebag, but an only slightly more appropriate word choice to use in front of your mom.

"Dude clearly couldn't handle that post -- delete. He's a twat waffle."

by Irishmafia June 14, 2023

twat-hawk

When a someone drops an object, i.e. cell phone, keys, wallet, etc. at the feet of a female and proceeds to pick the object by reaching through the legs of said female by brushing in proximity to the no no region.

that super cute girl sitting at the bar is giving me the eye, I think I'll go drop my keys an twat-hawk her for an ice breaker

by 74 meows June 4, 2015