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dirt stamp

The act of placing your terd filled butthole on the forehead of a friend. Example: Frank passed out shitfaced and nicole having no nutsack to teabag him, squeezes a turtlehead out and hits Frank with the infamous dirt stamp!
by MainveinShane11 January 20, 2019
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sticky stamp

The process of cumming in your hand and then slapping it on a bitches forehead.
Dude I totally sticky stamped Karen last night.
by Beefbag24 February 8, 2019
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strategic 'Stamps-spending

Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.
I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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Tongue Stamp

The figurative footprint of someone who ate you out. Can be used to reference that that more than one person had done it.
I’d like to leave a tongue stamp on her.

How many tongue stamps does this girl have?
by Russian Unicorn July 23, 2019
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french stamp

When a person pulls their butt cheeks apart and farts on another person’s forehead, leaving a little juice.
Waking up with a hangover, I realized that I had received a French stamp in the night while my friends were still partying.
by Clamantha July 25, 2019
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Kasey Stamper

Just a normal person who hangs out with people of the opposite sex and soaks it all in . She get's all the boys in the yard because her milkshake is better than yours.
Oh look! it's Kasey Stamper I wonder if those rumors are true and the milkshakes are better than Kevin Hawkins.
by Soupy Man 6 November 18, 2019
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Rubber Stamped

Whilst fucking, just before you cum, pull out, pull your rubber off, throw it in her face and cum everywhere.
by Im_Jeff_Vader November 28, 2019
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