I don't wanna move, I have geeter-peter!!!
by The Bag Whore$ August 20, 2017

When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.
by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019

A hot piece of tasty ass who knows how to use a tool (if you know what I mean), caring, kind, funny but above all else still a cunt.
You can’t help but love him though!
You can’t help but love him though!
by MeNice7841 January 27, 2022

by Secret_cat March 14, 2017

A person of great due diligence. A giver and a taker; A patron saint that has created a throng of many a song.
Hi My name is Peter Quistgard. 200-00-OFLX1MOO
by Sir Hoovington Esquire April 25, 2025

George Mason is an iconic blonde boy who is so cool. He has so many friends and is extremely attractive
by magenta14 February 8, 2022

The frustrating phenomenon where, no matter how much good someone does or how selfless their actions are, they always seem to get the short end of the stick. These individuals consistently prioritize others above themselves, sacrificing personal happiness, desires, or even well-being, only to be met with obstacles, heartbreak, or outright bad luck. It's as if the universe punishes them for their good intentions, denying them the rewards or recognition they truly deserve. At its heart, it’s a cruel irony: the more they strive to do right by the world, the more the world seems to turn its back on them. Whether it’s losing the person they care about, being misunderstood, or watching everything fall apart despite their best efforts.
Guy One: "My girl just left me, my grades are dropping, I don't have money for a ride home and I don't have food for tonight!"
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
by Da Halkian December 12, 2024
