The theory that people prefer the method in which their mom made tuna and potato salad over all other methods.
"I bought potato salad from the deli, but it's not like Mom used to make!" It just goes to show that The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory is true.
by wiggy_G November 14, 2009
Get the The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory mug.A mythical hybrid man that is a cross between Prince Charming and Mr. Potato Head. Women want the prince charming that is 100% perfect, but then also need a man that will be able to change to suit their whims at any given moment.
Quote by Chris Rock -
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can f@&k a woman with a diamond d#^k and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond d#^k is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so f@&king cheap."
Quote by Chris Rock -
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can f@&k a woman with a diamond d#^k and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond d#^k is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so f@&king cheap."
by Sundevilsoul April 10, 2010
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When a male mashes his full genitalia into a females vagina, completely enveloping it. We're talking penis and balls all in there.
by IllestStreetBrawla November 25, 2006
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A sensation experienced while being loved by a man who has the rare misfortune of five o'clock shadow on the majority of his shaft. also known as the kitty prickle when referring to a women.
guy: hey lady why does your muff look like raw hamburger.
lady: i don't want to talk about it...
guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.
lady: i don't want to talk about it...
guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.
by octoscorpion January 1, 2011
Get the Shaved Potato mug.A sexual move in which the woman is sucking on one of the mans testicles as he stands above her. He then continuously pulls on his penis popping the testicle out of the womans mouth and inserting it back in. Each time saying "Hot potato! "
by Axel Rose April 18, 2006
Get the hot potato mug.Term used in street racing when the opposing vehicle is not great. Usually when someone calls your car a Rotary Potato it means your car sounds like there's a potato on the engine or muffler, OR your car is slow that it's not race-worthy.
by JRACERX March 28, 2010
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