National Best Friend Day

On March 20, thank your best friend for being a crack head and for all the stuff you have gone through, without them you wouldn't be yourself

Me: Oh wow thank you McKenzie, Ely and Aiden for being my best friends..

Then: say what now?

Me: it's national best friend day

by Chickentendiessoundgoodrn December 6, 2019

national have sex day

A day you have sex with your partner or crush.

geroge: "its national have sex day wanna have sex sophia?"
sophia: "yes"

by panxkm October 8, 2020

National piss kink day

Get your under wear out April 11th is on the way National piss kink day is on the way.

Person 1: It’s National piss kink day Person 2: What is that Person 1: it’s the day that we can piis anywhere!

by pisskinkdrawer May 10, 2021

National Bianca’s ass day!!

Make sure to slap Bianca’s ass on April 13th

Omg today’s the day, national Bianca’s ass day!!

by Dreaplayaaa April 13, 2019

National grab dick day

Y’all are actually sick that’s fucking nasty

Stop you weirdos

National grab dick day isnt a thing go watch ph or something

by anonymous November 27, 2021

National nut tapping day

When you get to hit people in the nuts

I walk up to Andy and hit him in the national nut tapping day

by Cooter Davenport May 25, 2018

national holding hands day

On Friday, April 14, it's national holding hands day. So, if you see someone, run up and hold their hand. Happy national hold my hand day;)

-hey girl, its national holding hands day
-well lets hold hands together
*kisses and gets married*

by melissa_346 April 12, 2017