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bulgolgi monster

A secret monster that lives in the shadows and claps Robert Juarez's cheeks on the daily.
John: Whats wrong with Robert Today?
Adrian: I think he might have run into the Bulgolgi Monster last night.
bulgolgi monster by Biggoygoy April 20, 2018

Coke Monster

A hallucination of a mountain lion with white eyes following you.
"My coked-out brother-in-law said he was hunting and a mountain lion with white eyes followed him home. Coke Monster."
Coke Monster by PattyWithAPH November 16, 2017

gooey monster 

Issa very very spooky monster that lives in yo crib
gooey monster by Gooey monster December 19, 2017

eddie monster

Is another wording for widow peak.
Girl you got a Eddie monster.

bald monster 

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.
Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)
bald monster by dragoJim February 13, 2018

Ween Monster 

Is a person who turns into a paleolithic creature of dark properties in a quest for hunger of ween and or penis, and or cock.
Wow! Luke is such a ween monster!
Ween Monster by Doct3r February 19, 2018