Mastemplate

Thr act in which a person doesn't know if they really like someone, so they masturbate while thinking about them or looking at a picture of them to see if they really like them.

Bro #1: Yo, dude, what are your thoughts on Maya, the new girl?
Bro #2: I don't know bro, I'll mastemplate about it tonight.

by HighschoolSophomore September 18, 2015

mastdebate

A self-debate as to whether or not one should masturbate. Similar to "masterdebate", but it is widely agreed that this version seems to make more sense.

Karen: What's wrong, Jaquan?
Jaquan: I don't know, man. I'm having a mastdebate

by panicatthedisco365 December 12, 2015

master womb

The woman who possesses the strongest period, therefore women around her get their period at the same time and continue on the same cycle.

Emily is the master womb in the apartment. We all get our periods the same day as her.

by Master Womb March 7, 2016

Master of Puns

A play on words from Aziz Ansari's Netflix show, Master of None.

Aziz Ansari may be the Master of None, but I'm the Master of Puns

by Jerkchicken3 April 7, 2016

Master Debater

A type of job, where some one has become extremely good at debating. Or maybe its something else

Jim: Hey, I am a master debater!
Sarah: Nice.

by Tommypoop April 11, 2016

Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

MasterBaiter

The word Masterbaiter is a joke on the internet for jerking off

Jerry is a Masterbaiter

by UnoriginalName123 December 4, 2016