dog leg humper

terrible insult, if you use this you will make everyone within a 1000 mile radius begin breaking down crying

guy 1: what is wrong with you you are a dog leg humper go die

dog leg humper

by toilet struggler September 2, 2021

lobster legs

when you get red lobster-like legs from sunburn

"put some sun cream on or you'll get lobster legs !"

by Clawcracker May 13, 2016

Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019

seaweed legs

Meaning 1: When you laugh to much your legs start to wobble and you can’t stand up straight

Meaning 2: You just wobble because you have weak/numb legs

“Your ganna get seaweed legs if you laugh too much”

OR

“Why do you wobble when you laugh?”
“Cause I got seaweed legs”

by anonymous December 2, 2020

break a leg

means for: good luck

“Danny's family told him to “break a leg” right before he went up on stage.”

by sussy pie October 29, 2021

Leg man ting

When your male friend has smoother legs than you ..... everyday is leg day

Kai coyne is a leg man ting

by Ellieeeeew October 3, 2020

easter show legs

Where your legs are sore from walking to much and get really stiff

I have Easter show legs

by Jack Learmont April 23, 2018