Kevin Simus

When you go home with a girl and you find out that she's got more than what you got

Bruce : Bro, I met this chick yesterday?
Thomas : Yeah?
Bruce : I went home with her and turned out she got a massive dick
Thomas : HAHAHAHA NO WAY, YOU DID A KEVIN SIMUS

by PineappleonPizzaGuy August 23, 2023

Kevin McCormick

Kenny McCormick's brother from south park

Person: Does Kenny have a brother?

Another person: Yeah his name is Kevin Mccormick

by Goofygooberbugs September 29, 2023

Kevin Cai

A very important figure of an insurance company. Everyone loves him.

Wow! Thats my idol Kevin Cai! He's so cool!

by sstarboard October 11, 2023

Kevin proper

Kevin proper is properly Kevin.

Kevin proper is quite proper.

by KevinProper October 13, 2023

Kevin Kelly

A fella who is prone to an illegitimate flawed, logic less argument. Silly Height, silly hair, might be gay. His eyes don't work properly

Kevin Kelly you dont fucking know how to book an NCT

by ChimpToucher October 14, 2023

kevin bozo

the type of person to play basketball and be blasian. he also walks in slow motion and he is probably friends with someone named kervin. he is cool

His name is Kevin Bozo

by cacasuperhead October 18, 2023

kevin dimarco

a beautiful man that lives in PA

everyone likes him

he goes by KD

i am in love with him

"kevin dimarco is a sexy man."
"i agree, KD is so beautiful"

by de le cruz October 19, 2023