dung shower

When you spray poo all over someone or something to show your territory or show dominance. You will usually see a hippo doing this.

That man got diarrhea on his ear from that hippo doing a dung shower

by Psycho Claptrap September 12, 2015

Shower whore

Jocelyn Vasquez a girl who likes to shower with ppl and let them record her naked and then calls the cops bc she “did not know about them recoding”she a whore And ask ppl if she can peep in there mouth

Hey don’t be a shower whore

by YOURBFF123123 May 29, 2018

Sad panda shower

A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.

I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.

by Fakakda November 1, 2018

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017

shower hairs

Those annoying hairs that stick to the walls of the shower and accumulate in the drain

I spent 20 minutes cleaning out my shower hairs, and it was nasty.

by boi_in_a_band December 13, 2018

prudent pre-shower protective procedures

Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.

These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

Irish shower

Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date

*Repeating out loud during your Irish shower* "To be sure to be sure"

by Jdork January 24, 2022