by The Anrkissed September 23, 2019
Get the Twat-fucker mug.a person who chooses their sexual partners based on how funny they are/how much they make them laugh
by mumpus December 24, 2022
Get the Funny fucker mug.After little Billy was caught fucking the pigs ant the chickens, we banished him from the farm. Next thing we know we got a little tomato fucker on our hands.
by Error219 May 23, 2022
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Get the fucker sickle mug.When you're so tuckered out that you feel like you've been the sub of an orgy, but with none of the pleasure and all of the exhaustion.
You know you're fuckered out when you can barely drive after working your 13-hour shift and collapse into a blissfully unthinking mess on your bed.
by Milodic_Mellodi April 20, 2019
Get the fuckered out mug.One who has sexual intercourse with artificial grass, otherwise known as "turf." One who "gets it in" with synthetic grass.
John had his way with the Superdome Saturday night, silly turf fucker! The groundskeeper had to run off the turf fuckers this morning before the big game.
by Trevor Fields April 29, 2011
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