Illinois High-Five

When two men touch the tips of their dick together, similar to high-fiving.

“Hey gang the Cubs won.. Illinois High-Fives all around!"

by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020

Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.

That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.

by crispernaki June 4, 2020

five north

Five North is a rock band formed by Tyler Posey and Kyle Murphy. The two hail from Santa Clarita, CA just off the 5 freeway (hence Five North). With pop-punk and rock backing the influence… and close friend John Feldmann behind the sound, they take a “no ceiling” approach to the writing process and end with songs that sound like “whatever the f**k we want”. aka a band with fucking hot people

i love five north,
five north is a good band,

by sc0tt mcc411 June 5, 2020

Five Finger Lettuce

Beating up a gay guy

I gave Ethan a Five Finger Lettuce all the way back to fucking london, mate.

by Northstar56 June 18, 2020

Five-no Class

Five-no Class (or FINO Class) is a derogatory term addressing the losers of modern society.

The "five" denotes the condition of a person having no property, no vocation, no spouse, no child, and no interest, hence five nos. The shorthanded term FINO derives from Spanish meaning "thin" but also "fine", which adds a sarcasitc connotation.

After graduated from college, I became one of the Five-no Class （FINO） class.

by SSTW July 8, 2020

High Five

So Basically its when two people go in front of eachother raise their hands up and... NAH FUCK THIS SHIT...WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP HIGH FIVE, READ. A. FUCKING. BOOK.

:/ High five

by Playpossum July 16, 2020

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020