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Jimmy two dudes

The act of a shoemaker in this case Jimmy Shumaker performing a sexual act on multiple inmates who have ganged up on him and told him that they were going to take Him into the prison bathroom and turned Jimmy two shoes into Jimmy to dudes or more depending on how many prisoners there are that are going to take advantage of his blown out booty hole.
Come here Jimmy two shoes you’re about to be Jimmy two dudes
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dudette

n: Early 90's West Coast slang for a woman; gender compliment to "dude".
by gallavad August 30, 2004
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dudeterus

A man's uterus, the internal bits of a mangina.
"Hey cranky, does your dudeterus hurt?"
by d34dfish August 21, 2007
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Bad Dudes

Hilariously bad NES Beat-'Em-Up.
"Some ninjas have kidnapped the President! Are you a bad enough dude to save him?"
by Argo August 29, 2004
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his dudeness

another way of saying "the dude" but in a more classy way if you're into all that
by theduudemaan May 18, 2016
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dudemanbro

any person who is overly surfer and uses the words "dude" "man" and "bro" in excess.

also can be said mockingly to sarcastically describe someone.

can be pronounced as a chain as well, such as "dudemanbromandudebroman"
john: aww dude the surf is awesome man we need to shred some waves bro

wayne: alright dudemanbro.

OR

joe: dude my long hair keeps getting in my eyes man

jimmy: awww duemanbromandude i feel you.
by puzzlewithoutpie August 9, 2008
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dudebro

A dudebro is a white (American) male who has six or more of the following characteristics: (#1 counts as two.)

1. Cannot go one full waking hour without uttering the words "dude" or "bro".

2. Has spikey hair (despite it having gone out of fashion around 2010).

3. Has a boisterous nature.

4. Is/was in a college fraternity.

5. Is from a middle-class background.

6. Lives in the suburbs or the city.

7. Works out and shows off his body.

8. Is eternally clean-shaven or has little/limited facial hair.

9. Is 18 to 25 years old.

10. Is a player.

11. (When he's not a player) Dates girls considerably younger than he is, like high-schoolers.

12. ( / / ) Dates women considerably older than he is.

13. Wears male earrings.

14. Wears sunglasses indoors or at night.

15. Has catchphrases.

16. Is apolitical.

17. Often gets into fights or arguments.

18. Is dudely (= is a typical duuuude; a guys' guy).

19. Is a diligent drinker.

20. Surfs or skates.

21. Authors, praises, or follows a Bro Code.

22. Is masculine but not manly.

23. Holds sexist or misogynistic views.

24. Is racist or says racist things.

25. Utters slurs like "faggot" or "faggy" and uses "gay" as an insult, but surprisingly enough has nothing against homosexuals.

26. Is a jokester, a prankster, or both.

27. Often gets high but is not a total junkie.

28. Is a reliable partier.

29. Is a frequent high-fiver.
Alright, it's 2 in the morning and I need to get up at 8. Take your keg-drinking dudebro buddies and get the hell outta here!
by SomewhereElse September 24, 2016
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