The crotty

The Crotty is everything and nothing. The Crotty is all.

Let’s go to the Crotty

by Themanjack24 July 2, 2024

wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024

Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.

“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”

by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025

Opossum Crotch

A condition found in wives and live in girlfriends causing them to roll over and pretend to be sleeping when they know their man is going to try to get intimate.

I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.

by Badger7.62 May 24, 2025

Mongolian Crotch Incubator

When you cum inside a man or woman and then proceed to leave your dick inside until the semen crusts and turns into something new like an egg in an incubation chamber.

I still got semen on my ding dong from the Mongolian Crotch Incubator shawty had me do.

by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025

CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection

Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”

“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”

by Jontssss July 17, 2025

Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025