Christian Hernandez

A dude who loves to eat paper and watch a ton of porn

Look at that guy eating paper, who is he? Christian Hernandez

by Isis34645747486547 May 11, 2019

Christian

One Sexy beast from Norway who is tired of searching his name on the internet and only getting religious results.
Christian is really good at Fortnite.

Damn Christian is so hot and good at Fortnite.

by Adolf Sartorius 69 April 20, 2018

Christianity

And none of those things apply exclusively to Christianity. You could make the same video for any cult. "What would it take for me to join a cult?" Change 5 words and it applies in the exactly same way.

Hym "Not exclusive to Christianity. Stop being a shill."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Christian

Usually a very good looking boy that all the girls love

That boy Christian is so fine

by hisbaknei November 22, 2021

The Christian Combo

“...it’s just lettuce and tomatoe”

Question: “Hey Alex what do you want to eat?”
Answer: “The Christian Combo”

by Rxking91 February 9, 2018

Eva and Christian

A love like none other. Everything is the absolute best when they are together.

Like Christian Keyes and Eva Marcille, the celebrity couple who keeps it popping! #Eva and Christian

by Chazard04 December 9, 2024

Toxic christianity

Toxic Christianity is the Bible’s own “toxic masculinity”. It’s basically the large and problematic group of christians (usually named Karen, or Sharol/some other shit like that) that think they are better than everyone because they live under “tHe GuiDaNcE oF gOd”. They will not hesitate to spout bible verses at you and shame you for being anything other than Christian.

Person 1: “Dude! Did you hear that Sharol was shaming insert name here for being agnostic?

Person 2: “That’s Toxic Christianity!”

by ChristiansAreAnnoyingAF May 4, 2022