well if you listen to christian music, the feeling doesnt last forever
thats if you get hooked on one song
thats if you get hooked on one song
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
Get the Christianmug. This big, beer drinking, and tree swinging mammal, knows a good time. He’s all about embracing different cultures, religions such as Hebrew and celebrating Hannakuh. Although he enjoys very little things, he finds much of his joy in drinking coffee and hurting other people. He does this to hide his true insecurities such as his wide hips and thick thighs. Giving him the nick name Jiggly. His true love often struggles with his drinking problem, and he often resorts to violence. This issue led him to transfer schools, and loose his camery. To cope with his lost car he now resorts to stealing and selling Dispos, and often beats his friends as they are “bad influences” as we try to guide him through the right path. There’s not much we can do to save him, but only hope.
by JuicyMeatballs10 June 10, 2022
Get the Christian Saccomug. Christian: hi Estrella I would drag my balls on shards of glass, burn myself, torture myself, break every single bone in my body just to get a single whiff of your dirtiest farts. 😍
by SkeleDoomed November 23, 2021
Get the Christianmug. A person who tries to uphold modern Christianity principals; eg. don't steal, lie,rest on the Sabbath etc. but who can be overtaken by the what's-in-it-for-me mentality.
David: Here you go, you can have this old guitar if you want...there's no strings either.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.
by Captain_Felix February 7, 2023
Get the consumerist Christianmug. noun = Unitarian.The term Free Christian is used in the name of the British religious denomination’The General Assembly of Unitarian and Free Christian Churches’ to imply that it contains people who are not Unitarian. It does not.
by The Thegn of Tottington December 2, 2023
Get the Free Christianmug. A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
by -I$zey January 2, 2022
Get the Christian Specialmug. Internet memes using characters from the movie Pixar’s The Incredibles as a template for Christian topics (mostly featuring Mr. Incredible) on Instagram.
“Ah man, I am scrolling through Insta real hard right now, ah dang, not another Christian Incredibles meme!” The posts: *photo of Mr. Incredible posing and smiling* “Me proud that I dont stray away from God’s ever glowing light” “I prayed three times today, it’s not enough I cannot accept it” “ Touching myself in the name of the lord, DO NOT SPEAK HIS NAME IN VAIN”
by I have no idea why stuff exist February 13, 2021
Get the Christian Incrediblesmug.