California Snowball Fight

A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.

It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.

Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!

by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021

California Affect

When Californians move to a city en masse and turn it into the next L.A.

My parents and all their friends are moving to Boise, because Idaho is like so L.A. (California Affect)

by Idaho208 December 3, 2021

California

The state burning to the ground with communists and sprite drinking rappers.

I went to California but soon left because it was a danger to my mental health.

by LDOGG55 January 11, 2022

California day

A day where you act like a movie star or famous person, the way people from California do, at least that is the way ignant people think they act all the time.

When you hand the cashier the money, you do it cool, like it was a California day.

by The Original Agahnim January 13, 2022

California loser highlight reel

When a team that loses a game still does it cool.

Yea, the team lost, true, but how many teams still lose like that? They made it look awesome to lose, that's a California loser highlight reel right there (since not everything in life is about winning or outdoing).

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

California loser highlight reel

When somebody would say that was awesome after their team loses instead of "I can't watch this".

You could tell they didn't forget to have a good time even in a loss at home by watching their California loser highlight reel.

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

Californian Breakfast

When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.

Dude, me and my buddy are gonna try the Californian Breakfast tomorrow

by Carol Da Cracker January 16, 2022