August

A guy with a very small penis.

Person: Ew. Look at that guys. Bet hes an August
Person 2: Yeah, what a disgusting retard

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

agustin

the most zestyest human being in the world he likes penis and he is an anime weeb he is also the leader of the zest fest

agustin is super sus

by donkeydoodoo May 3, 2023

August

A fat ass polar bear that steals people’s food and is probably inbred and related to Helen Keller

Hey do you see that guy

Yeah he looks like an august

by Not mutazim May 9, 2023

August 24th

The birthday of someone extremely desperate for love.

Friend 1: hey, is today your birthday?
Friend 2: yeah, why?
Friend 1: are you desperate for love..?
Friend 2: how'd you know..?😨
Friend 1: your birthday...august 24th it means your desperate for love.

by x3ny4o June 23, 2023

augustang

A smart Asian girl who has long wavy hair, is short, and is quite fond of a green creature.

augustang is the best, and her green friend is cool too.

by happybutterflies June 23, 2023

August 25

The most loyal boys are born on August 25 and they will not lie to you or be dishonest to you. They will treat you like a queen and like you are the only girl in the world.

Damn he was born on august 25th he must be loyal asf.

by Jaxxnu June 26, 2023

August 8th

Official Fnaf Day. Because that’s when Fnaf 1 came out.

Me : “Hey bro! It’s August 8th!!”
Friend : “What’s special about August 8th?”
Me : “It’s Fnaf day!”

by Im actually gonna fckin kill u July 11, 2023