ball socks

When you take a sick nut in it then rub it on your brothers nose while they are sleeping

I tried the ball socks once it was a bad idea

by Blackrourndoggerpeepee69 May 26, 2018

Grippy Sock Gang

A group of people who have been to a "Grippy Sock Prison," on a "Grippy Sock Vacation," or been a patient in a psych ward. Typically meant as a joke to lighten up an otherwise dark time.

"He's checking into the psych ward tonight after work."
"He's joining the Grippy Sock Gang!"

by Mother of All Things June 6, 2025

Baby Sock

Code word for a condom

Hey baby, can you run to the store and pick up some baby socks?

by jiblet84 September 18, 2012

Socks

A retarded excuse to hide the fact that you sucked your cousin off in the shower

I sucked my cousin off in the shower,,, dont worry its not gay i had socks on

by big old cock February 7, 2021

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

socks with bows

Something a Bianca would wear.

OMG! Socks with bows? You are such a Bianca.

by riverman6969 May 21, 2023