a beating from the love truncheon
To strike someone across the face with your johnson. Originated in Bulgaria in the 1700s, when rival dukes would sneak up on each other and slap each other with their dicks, to show disrespect, contemp, or to challenge the other to a duel.
To strike someone across the face with your johnson. Originated in Bulgaria in the 1700s, when rival dukes would sneak up on each other and slap each other with their dicks, to show disrespect, contemp, or to challenge the other to a duel.
Man, did you see Mark bulgarian slap Justin today! He got so pissed. He grabbed Mark's nuts and totally torqued him!
by the big sleaze October 28, 2006
Smashing sum bitch in the face with ur penis for her pleasure. A favourite pasttime of Jero and his girlfriends.
Girl: Hey jero, can u please turkey slap me...it makes me soooooo horny.
Jero: Yeah ill do that shit bitch, but u gotta promise me you won't cry cause i do have a watermelon cock.
Girl: Oh i want that shit bad, give me that asian love
Jero: Yeah ill do that shit bitch, but u gotta promise me you won't cry cause i do have a watermelon cock.
Girl: Oh i want that shit bad, give me that asian love
by dewy June 21, 2006
the dude:ey girl....
the girl:yes?
the dude:slap that ass >:D
the girl:i think i've gotta go bye :D (weirdo)
the girl:yes?
the dude:slap that ass >:D
the girl:i think i've gotta go bye :D (weirdo)
by that pedophile in your closet May 27, 2017
To slap someone across the face with a slice of pizza. Like a bitch slap but with pizza, preferably with hot greasy pizza.
A fight broke out in the cafeteria and both kids laid down the pizza slap on each other and suffered burns to the face.
by bruce mcnair October 16, 2007
When you go into a room and shit into your hand, then run out wildly and slap someone in the face while the shit is in your hand.
by Mooneyham March 13, 2006
when u run in boxers and yr saggie nuts slap yr chode (and maybe even yr ass) and then yr stomach back and forth.
by Jay May 10, 2003
When someone's been in a fight and they've been hit in the head so much that it makes them act silly and crazy. Sort of like punch drunk.
After getting the crap beat out of him, he got so slap happy that he couldn't stop giggling, and he didn't know what was going on.
by SpecialKRJ March 02, 2010