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Walking the ferret

Cool sounding code word related to masturbating.
yea man I was just walking the ferret and in comes my girlfriend completely shocked that I was doing that with out her

Walker Pearcey 

The king of band kids.
Walker is well respected among the band kids and shall for fill the prophecy of leading the army of band kids to war against the colony of redditors.
With the force of his mighty drum stick he shall strike down the almighty leader of the Redditor’s and rule all of mankind.
Walker Pearcey by Jokub June 19, 2021

Cock Walker 

A male street hustler.
Everytime we drive this way I see that guy. Yeah! He's a cock walker and tht's his corner.
Cock Walker by Gulliver1953 August 23, 2008

Douche Walker 

A person or collection of people - usually friends - who walk obnoxiously slow down school, work, or other hallways. Ranging from young, middle school students to gatherings of gossiping mothers, the walkers therein make no effort to move to the side or otherwise out of the way to allow for flow of human traffic.
"Get out of the way, you damn douche walker"

(pl.) "Those stupid douche walkers are taking up all the space"
Douche Walker by elasticity April 12, 2009

poodle walker 

Someone lacking in testicular fortitude. Takes his girlfriends little yappy ankle biting purse dogs for walks in public displaying her complete dominance over his actions.
Bob: " that guy is such a pussy"
Jim: "what a poodle walker."

A walking erection

Josh's dick (during a regular car ride) : Ohhhh heyyyyyyyy!!!
Josh says: I'm like a walking erection..
A walking erection by Minediie November 29, 2017