Waffling

Waffling can be defined as lying or cooking up a lie . Often used in Britain . (Figurative Term).

Josh said he knew Italian , but as soon as he said a sentence , I knew he was waffling .

by 12 Bucle you November 20, 2023

waffling

To waffle: to leave an impression on the face or body such as a waffel iron makes on a pancake.

He slammed into the chain link fence so hard it left a waffel on him.

When she awoke from her nap she had a waffle mark from the mat on her face.

She sat on his face till it waffeled her butt.

by Yonder August 24, 2004

Waffle

An identification, like pan (pancake) but instead waffle. If you identify as a waffle it can mean what ever you want and you can like whoever you want and be whoever you want as long as you don’t harm others or make other

uncomfortable.

Me: I identify as a Waffle
Person: cool...... what does that mean

by Amelia turtle December 4, 2020

Fourth of July Waffles

a sexually transmitted disease. Comes from the term waffle, for vagina.

I have to go to Planned Parenthood to get some cream...I've got major Fourth of July Waffles.

by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011

BLUE WAFFLE

Usually the meaning of someone who is a Red Waffle.

You are a Blue Waffle you moron.

by Blue Feelings October 12, 2017

Twat Waffle

When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.

Pelosi is a twat waffle.

by J-Patriot July 23, 2021

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025