tittering

1. hard nipples through shirt
2. glass cutters
3. possible strip club name

john: omg! look at dat girl!
clint: who? where? oh shit! daaamn!
john: i kno...she's tittering.

or

john: ey where u goin tonite?
clint: dude! i'm goin to TITTERIN'!!

by fabs April 17, 2005

twister

a large shit that leaves a skidmark in the newer low eco friendy toilets.

dude, don't go in there i just took a huge twister.

by vic digacomo December 28, 2005

Twitteranity

N.- A religion focused on the benefits of being committed to something in short bursts at your own pace and not one dictated by society. Just as in Twitter, you limit yourself to only what’s important.

John: Dude, what's up with you lately? Why are you so happy?

Ben: Ever since I started following Twitteranity, I don't have time to be mad. It's just one good thing after another.

by Dbl G May 7, 2008

twitterpimp

a pimp who uses twitter to keep track of his hoes

Yo, Reggie is twitterpimpin' these days with all his hoes, making them hoes tweet dawg.

by mpierce_78 June 17, 2009

Twitterbait

Obsessing over Twitter or tweeting when no-one or very few people are following you.

Alt. The belief that all your most inane musings are important to others.

Twitterbait - The VP of Sales spent all afternoon in his office learning to Twitterbait.

by jotracy July 14, 2009

Twitteral

Someone who consistently uses Twitter.

For a public figure, he was quite vocal, not to mention very Twitteral.

by I.an May 29, 2013

twinterweb

slang for internet. see also twinternet.

have you heard of this new computer malarky, what's it called, the twinterweb?

by mad sam purple'ead February 1, 2005