Side Bitch

A man's second choice to his Significant other. She's not the main woman in his life and never will be.

Have you seen Tara and Katie they Obviously don't realize their side bitches.

Tara and Katie don't understand that he is never leaving his wife, that all they could ever be is his side bitch

by jeffiner the one and only May 25, 2024

Butter-side-down

When dropped, the faecal smeared face of a used tissue lands on a surface, transferring anal marmite onto that surface.

Sorry the lav seat is wet, but I had to clean it after dropping an arse-wipe butter-side-down.

by Mikebe November 3, 2021

Side-high

To get high off the second hand smoking of weed.

Oh look at Alison she is feeling it too, must be side-high.

by hitmeupimsomefun October 14, 2014

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you

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pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

Sides o'er your back

It is an old irish saying meaning to be fed well enough to become fat. Ex: Your sides are fat enough to cover your backbone.

Man: Aye lad, have ye got your sides o'er your back yet?
Boy: Yes sir I have eaten my fill.

by Veritazium May 5, 2021

bird with the buttah on the flip side

Crazy, bald headed hawaiians who are still in the closet use this phrase when they want to order up hot man sex with lots of lube.

Ease back, Jack and give me da bird with the buttah on the flip side

by christian pineapply dp April 22, 2011