cunt rock

Music, usually featuring acoustic guitars, written by women for women.

Joan Osbourne is totally cunt rock!

by Anne May 9, 2004

Uppity Cunt

Crass female who sees every other female as competition. Taking it upon themselves to turn their noses up at anyone who isn't on their 'level'

An arrogant snob with a god complexity, usually rich from their husband's money. Superior to everyone around them except for uppity cunts alike, even then they're in competition with each other.

Jay; Crystal is a damn good computer technician and she recently had a client who got so butt hurt because the client wanted to be talked to with fake sympathy, instead of talking to her as if she were only doing business.

Trevor; What the fuck? As if your computer technician should have invited her over for cake and tea!? What an uppity cunt!

by tsunbot June 29, 2011

safari cunt

A person that is a safari tour guide who spends their breaks going to the wild to fuck the crazy animals like hippos, giraffes, elephants, etc. This often results in excessive bleeding of the genitals and buttholes. Elephants have been known to be lethal.

Chris- "Did you see that lions bloody cock?!"
Danny- "Yeah this freak is probably a safari cunt."
Chris- "SICK (releases vomit and fecal matter)"

by DizzleFizzle August 4, 2008

cunt herder

Another word for a pimp or player. Can also be used as a verb; to cunt herd

The cunt herder was arrested for cunt herding.

by Patrick Lewis May 13, 2005

Stunt Cunt

Noun. (1) A back-stabbing cunt who plays games in an effort to intentionally make you look bad to someone of importance to you; i.e., your boss, friend, et cetera.
(2) A person who pulls stunts for the sake of causing trouble; most generally to make someone look bad and to make them look good for their own personal gain.

Jen: "Mindy was again talking trash about you in the building."

Audra: "What a Stunt Cunt! She so wants me fired."

by Victim 1029 October 1, 2006

cunt frappuccino

When you deposit a beefy load into her box, and continue to pump until the gape becomes frothy and refreshing.

She said she was thirsty, so I made her a cunt frappuccino.

by Nick Stroup September 18, 2006

cunt liver

blood clots that fall out of the vagina after sex..

Damn bitch, you just got cunt liver on my leg!

by jesseka49 August 15, 2006