Carni-dog

The act of defecating into a woman’s vagina followed by then consuming the fecal matter out of the vagina, and /or preforming sexual intercourse with said fecal filled vagina.

“I carni-dogged her”. “Man I just want to carni-dog her tonight after a fresh bowl of soup” “I would carni-dog her all night long, but no way am I gonna tell her I love her” “man, it smells like someone got carni-dogged in here!”

by Carni-dog connoisseur July 5, 2021

top dogging

The act of having a person lying face down and then mounting for typical anal incertion. Then canoeing your penis between the butt cheeks in a repetitive motion while never actually inverting into to butt hole.

Chuck smiled as Bruce was top dogging him in front of the Dream Team. Top dogging is the sexual act of canoeing you penis between the butt cheeks in a repetitive motion.

by Young Bruce Wayne June 11, 2018

Curb Dog

To consume alcoholic beverages outdoors in a public place, such as a street corner or parking lot.

That bar is too expensive, let's curb dog it in the parking lot before the show.

by Klaus Vanderson November 2, 2009

Joe Dog

a penis

Johnny Lerczak doesn't have a Joe Dog.

The minister at the quarries wanted to see my Joe Dog.

My Joe Dog is bigger than yours.

by Buddy Whackett October 31, 2008

Dog turd

A type of alternative medicine.

Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.

by selfimportantsht December 12, 2020

Crank The Dog

(Verb) To violently masturbate to furry porn. Usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. If they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.

Person 1: "Hey man do you wanna come over later?"

Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."

Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"

Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."

by VeryCrustySocks March 29, 2017

Coney Dog

A girl with B.O.

Last night I was with a girl that smelled like a Coney Dog!

by Wandman April 3, 2015