Saturday

1. The best day of the week, as it is a weekend, and the day that never overstays its welcome. The day that doesn't come often enough, despite 1/7 of your life being spent with it.
2. The only day of the week that allows true fun to occur.

1. I love Saturdays, no work, no misery, just a good day off! I wish everyday was a Saturday!
2. On Saturdays, it is best to go out and enjoy the day, as more things are open on Saturdays than on Sundays.

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

saturnina

niche music enjoyer lesbians. often filipino and found at greggs reading middle aged man yaoi

yo have you seen that saturninas story? wtf is cake house

by chefttalloo May 5, 2025

saturday

a day where you freak off with ur mexican bf

“today is saturday, i’m gonna go have a gigglemix with alfonso”

by duncans shampoo bottle May 10, 2025

Saturns ring

when you have an asshole piercing and shit gets stuck to it.

justin had to push the saturns ring out after he took a shoot

by explodingbannana July 26, 2025

Shatussy

what you get when you wipe from back to front as a girl. shat and pussy, shatussy.

"her shatussy goes hard."
"shes always up in her shatussy"

by PootStayWinning August 27, 2025

Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM

They're doing it. When are they doing it?

Hym "Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM. There it is. I'm not paying judges to tell me I don't get to sue for this."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

Shaturday

“Shaturday” or, “Shaving Saturday” is a very special day of the week where the person partaking in it has to shave, this is in fact not a spelling error and instead common fucking knowledge, I hope this has drilled some fucking sense into your fucking brain. I can’t fucking believe this.

“It’s shaturday! Time to shave!”
“Ok.”

by FaggotFelix October 5, 2025