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kook salad

A kook salad is a group of kooks or a single kook being extra kooky
Kenny is being a kook salad ever since he got his own office
by KookinGang August 3, 2017
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spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.
"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
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HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.
I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.
by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017
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Puppy salad

A Chinese chicken wing in the butt and double penitration at the same time!!!
A puppy salad is when you Put a Chinese chicken wing(dog meat) in your woman's butt, and stick your junk in her vagina and pound the fuck out of her!!!!
by Robin sack October 6, 2017
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Elias Salad

Oh you made Elias Salad.

It tastes like Elias Salad
by CanadianDevil October 24, 2017
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Egg Salad

An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.
Dude, that chick last night was wild. She wanted to get an egg salad from me.
by Come get some salad December 5, 2017
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Hotdog Salad

Some nasty shit that’s made with all the remenants of a terrible hot dog meal. All the fixings including the cheapest links possible are placed in a blender with water until a thick paste is formed. Someone may choose to eat the paste in exchange for immunity from ridicule for the rest of the calendar year.
Man, they really are giving Patrick shit. He should have eaten the Hotdog Salad.
by Hotdog Salad November 28, 2017
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