A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.
Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019
Get the Russian teapotmug. When you blow your nose into your girls pussy and tape it shut so that your snot stays inside of her forever.
by ProBater69 February 7, 2022
Get the Russian Tsar Bombmug. by perselakkuja184 October 21, 2023
Get the Russian virusmug. An overly friendly russian that joins your raid group and proceeds to lay out battleplans, strategies and logistics. While initially nobody listens to him, the russians months of preparation eventually convince the group to follow his instructions. When it comes to the actual boss fight, the russians plans appear to be too complicated for mere mortals to comprehend. Only after after multiple attempts is the group able to slay the boss.
(no shoulders were dropped during the making if this defenition)
(no shoulders were dropped during the making if this defenition)
pass: wtf are these tacts?
poeticas: this is what the tacts russian told us to do, just roll with it.
poeticas: this is what the tacts russian told us to do, just roll with it.
by waltiger May 20, 2017
Get the tacts russianmug. When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.
by ibangurmum! August 20, 2018
Get the russian crustymug. A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.
by Dead End Dale June 7, 2018
Get the Russian trombonemug. The act of recieving a blow job and right as you start to have an orgasim you slam a fat load of meth...while on the effects of a rhino pill.... you have to get the timing just right but if you do ... it will ruin your sex life ...
So wanna trade for a Russian-Rhino ?
A Russian-Rhino is better than oxygen...
I would trade my last breath , for a Russian-Rhino...
A Russian-Rhino is better than oxygen...
I would trade my last breath , for a Russian-Rhino...
by YourDaddy69rk March 31, 2025
Get the Russian-Rhinomug.