Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry

I would love some Russian ear wax slushy

by Yea I’m luekgsvsbbsnsn May 12, 2021

Russian dust storm

Sprinkle cocaine on a strippers asshole the put your face in front of her asshole and your friend punches her in the stomach making her fart the cocaine into your face.

Dude Frank and I fucked this hooker last night and we did the Russian dust storm on her!!!

by Captaincatshit April 19, 2021

Russian Avalanche

Where you cum on a girls hair and shake it with your ass.

My boyfriend gave me a russian avalanche

by lil cheese69696996 May 8, 2021

Russian accident

A Russian accident is when someone falls out of a window of a tall building. Named after a common form of death in Russia for opponents of the Russian government.

Vasily was found dead after experiencing a Russian accident from his apartment on the fifth floor. Days earlier, he posted on social media that he opposed the war in Ukraine. His online comments are presumably unrelated to his death.

by MetricTrout February 23, 2025

Russian disinformation

An excuse used to quickly delegitimize an allegation being made against you.

I saw those DM‘s in your phone between you and another woman! Are you having an affair?

Naw baby, those DMs ain’t real! That’s Russian disinformation!

by Jewalz2002 October 23, 2020

Russian teapot

A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.

Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”

by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

russian haircut

a prank, commonly pulled by students at school, involving the act of rubbing the bent knuckles of the index and middle fingers aggressively against the surface of the scalp, resulting in a friction burn caused by the pulling of the skin of the scalp and the pulling of the hair

on international culture day at school, many were fascinated when listening to igor’s presentation on russian culture, except that changed after his demonstration of the russian haircut.

by yggLLd March 13, 2020