feminine penis

an extremely small appendage usually attached to the groin area of a male. often smells like a mixture of papaya and mango. can be used for mild stimulation, if any. when stimulated itself it secretes a liquid which is comparable to snuggle fabric softener. owner will usually cry after secretion and try to cuddle.

luis is not emo however his feminine penis is.

by sarahsparkles September 30, 2006

The Brotherhood of Penis

A Brotherhood ruled by the Grand Imperial Wizard and his Phallus Guard. The aim of the Brotherhood is to give assistance and share information between the fellow members concerning the conquering of the enemy to men, the Vagina. If a member, or members, successfully conquer a Vagina, they are instantly promoted to the next level of the Brotherhood. The lowest level, which all members start as, are known as "Knobs." The next highest level are known as "Troopers," and the level after that "Great Shlongs." The Final level that can be reached is the "Kaiser of Vag." Once members have reached this level, members can vote for them to reach the higher echelons. The three leaders of a sect, voted in by other members or given the post by the Grand Imperial Wizard, are known as the "Pink Cookie Crushers," (or the Crushers for short.) and oversee actions of the members of the sect and initiation. Only the Crushers have the power to initiate and ejaculate (kick out) members. The Phallus Guard, of which there are seven, have power over each and every sect and answer only to the Grand Imperial Wizard himself. The Wizard is voted in from the Phallus Guard by the Phallus Guard. In turn, the new member of the Phullus Guard is selected by the Phallus Guard from a Pink Cookie Crusher from any sect. Most men are already members, they just do not know it yet and thus are still Knobs. Only upon accepting the Grand Imperial Wizard as your leader, and helping other members, can you advance.

Person 1: "Hey dude, i wanna join the Brotherhood of Penis."
Person 2: "Go for it dude, that Vagina needs conquering!"
Person 1: "All hail the Grand Imperial Wizard! His cock and balls will guide us through the valley of the shadow of the vagina!"

by M_L April 14, 2008

wii penis

A variation of the wii remote for the Nintendo Wii. Instead of holding the remote in your hand a male straps it to his penis and swings his hips to control the on screen actions.

Not very practical but fun to do when you are bored.

Friend 1: Hey dude! Wanna come over and play Wii?
Friend 2: Yeah man! I rock at playing Wii Penis!

*Both friends proceed to strap Wiimotes to their cocks and play Wii Sports.*

by Wii Boy July 1, 2008

penis butter

The sticky film of sweat and other unknown substances that clings to a man's gentials on a really hot day.

Since it is so hot today I will scrape some penis butter from my penis for a sandwhich.

by ugandarox June 19, 2003

Mattress Penis

After attempting to start some sexy times with your wife or girlfriend by rubbing your hard-on on her leg or against her back you get rejected or ignored, the respectable thing to do is hide your boner in the mattress by laying on your stomach.

Also referred to as Mattress Peen

I tried to sex up my lady last night but ended up with mattress Penis

by Can of Peas February 8, 2010

Anti-penis

Female genitals. In other words: an inverted penis.

Jill is angry at her sister for stealing her earrings and says: "Your such an anti-penis!"

by Gabbsternater April 23, 2009

Mecha Peni

A very large, ribbed metal penis. It isn't attached to a person but yet has a mind of its own. It enjoys penetration of all sorts.

A dark shadow fell across the land, and everyone knew that the mecha peni had arrived.

by Sexxxx January 27, 2007