The REAL Vesd

Is the smartest being alive. The REAL Vesd's face is very similar to Gigachad's face, some say Gigachad is actually the REAL Vesd's father. The REAL Vesd is considered the rizz god. The REAL Vesd works out 24/7. The REAL Vesd ONLY plays Left 4 Dead 2, nothing else. His dick is 6 inches long when hard, and 3 inches flaccid. REAL Vesd does not use discord alot since he touches grass daily. He also bullies a fat spoiled kid named Jesse sometimes. Pretty based I must say.
"Wow, The REAL Vesd is so cool I wanna be like him!"
"The REAL Vesd is my idol!"
by Andreithegamer70 January 23, 2023
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A real friend

A real friend will stay with you throughout anything, A N Y T H I N G. A real friend texts first, a real friend cares and a real friend wont leave you no matter what.

i wish i had a real friend they all left and blocked me.
thats her real friend! A real friend! I dont have any.
by adrianayournotsofavorite February 28, 2025
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Real Spill

A term that can only be uttered and used by the chosen few so strongly confined in "real spill" itself to use it to describe a very true or lifelike situation. It is not something so simply defined and measured by the limitations of human language. Real spill.
Bowly: Man, my girlfriend got pregnant again.

Ryan: "Real spill"
by realspill225 March 06, 2024
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Real Type

The online equivalent of "real talk'
"N31 H0O P0St$ iN 7hI5 T#rE4d iZ $tr8 H-m0"

"Jeah, foreazy.. Real type, dun.. real type"
by Zoeroc XP August 23, 2011
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fo' real topaz diamond

What you write down on homework when you have barely eligible handwriting and your teacher doesn't really check.

it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.
use fo' real topaz diamond when you need to fill empty space for hopefully 100% credit
by higgens-tatoo- July 25, 2011
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Is Denmark real?

No.
"Is Denmark real?"
"No you dumbass."
by SeaFy July 11, 2022
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