fuck nut 

Someone whos is generally a screw up and its not a surprise.

What a fuck nut, I can't believe she said that to the boss.

fuck nut by diatribe September 27, 2002

Academia Nut 

A completely insane professor. The kind that can't help but weave sex into every lecture and grades as well as a slot machine.

"Professor Winthrop is such an Academia Nut, he spilled coffee on my paper, then tried to dry it off in a microwave and it caught on fire." True Story

Academia Nut by Richard Potsdam December 25, 2007

bust nut 

to eject seamen out of your penis

eg. I bust nut all over your mums face last night and she loved it

bust nut by adanno92 October 16, 2010

Chinese Nut Tap

The act of constricting a male's testicles with a rubber noose, and harshly slap it back and for that as if it was a punching bag.

Nic: Hey dude are you alright?
Michael: Yeah man my sister gave me a huge chinese nut tap last night.

Chinese Nut Tap by Gallant September 24, 2011

Bitch Nut 

The captive nut that is used in server racks that is a bitch to install without the proper tool. Sometimes a screwdriver is used in lieu of the special tool. Using a screwdriver can lead to injury when the screwdriver slips off and stabs the hand securing the bitch nut.

Also a bitch because they are never supplied with equipment and are often forgotten when equipment is ordered.

Origin: A cage nut or caged nut consists of a square nut in a spring steel cage which wraps around the nut. The cage has two wings that when compressed allow the cage to be inserted into the square holes in equipment-server racks.

I need a box of bitch nuts for the new server that is to be installed in the server rack.

Bitch Nut by Stonewall 436 April 27, 2012

Chuckle Nut 

Adj: A way to refer to someone as an absolute bafoon, idiot, or dumbass.

Person#1 - Look at that guy who just fell
Person#2 - What a Chuckle Nut

Chuckle Nut by BIG BAFOON October 8, 2022

Catch this nut 

Catch this nut: a guy pulls out to ejaculate instead of cumming down your throat; he busts while your mouth is open for you to catch the nut.

I’m finna cum.. oh shit! catch this nut.. 💦💦😛😋

Catch this nut by Thanos88 May 2, 2019