Its the act of telling someone they need a whole lotta help; referring to people who are way past the point of return
by realniQQa143 May 27, 2016
Get the You need Jesus!mug. Guy #1: Homie... you got a buck or two I can borrow?
Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.
Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.
by reid_o April 5, 2009
Get the Jesus Christ and a halfmug. the coolest guy on this fucking planet. vegan and a massive worshipper of unity diner. has the best clothes the world has ever known, and is liked by almost everybody, unless you are called henry. if you meet a soy sauce jesus, be sure to spam comment soy sauce jesus.
by earthling ed May 3, 2020
Get the Soy Sauce Jesusmug. An anti-christ phrase used to make over religious people feel very offended. Often accompanied by phrases like "666" and "Catholics, so I gotta murda them!".
The phrases come from a song called Lucifer 9, which features these hidden messages when played in reverse.
The phrases come from a song called Lucifer 9, which features these hidden messages when played in reverse.
by Valcatz July 19, 2011
Get the Murda Murda Jesusmug. by Big Baby Jesus April 28, 2005
Get the big baby jesusmug. jesus fucking christ man, i aint seen you since that shit went down with that cocksucker pontius pilate
by ray March 24, 2005
Get the jesus fucking christmug. A meeting where someone close to you (e.g. friend, family, etc.) are confronted over behavior that's causing consternation that's negatively effecting your relationship.
"You and your brother need to have a come to jesus meeting over you always having to do his chores and yours."
by DC Daly May 12, 2009
Get the come to jesus meetingmug.