Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked

we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild

by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023

Iron horse

A brand new car that has a high amount of horsepower

Hey wanna check out my iron horse? I bought this beast yesterday

by Fat cat bro March 29, 2025

tiny horse

(usually) a male with an extremely smaller than average schlong but continues to act like they are the schiznit.

Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?

Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.

Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.

by jimmy_was_a_stimulator August 8, 2024

circle the horses

When your Hog is so big that you've got to circle up the Horse gang cause aint nobody else can relate

HEY EJDJ!! GET YOUR HOG OUT OF MY FACE AND CIRCLE THE HORSES

by realist definitions September 12, 2019

race horse streaks

A race horse streak is a massive shit mark in your underwear

Hey bro, can I check out your race horse streaks

by Joejoe6921 October 4, 2019

horse

a large land mammal that can carry human riders, but are high maintenance as pets.

she has a pet horse that is so kind.

by The popular Girl April 14, 2019

Skyrim horse

"Skyrim Horses" or "Skyrimus horseus" (latin) are commonly found in the Elder scrolls game "Skyrim".

Because of the horses marvelous capability of ascending mountian they have also been given the nickname "mountian climbers".

I need to get up that mountian, wait let me get my "skyrim horse" so that i can ascend it.

by Skyrim connoisseur July 21, 2019