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i have a dream

i have a dream that my children will live in a nation where they will be judje not by the color of their skin, but by the size of their pp
by i-hate-britain May 8, 2023
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If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy
Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022
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Sorry I have llagas

A sentence used to decline a sexual offer.
Person1: You can call me whenever you want.
Person2: Sorry I have llagas have a nice day.
by Luh Calm Fit (fr no cap) October 24, 2023
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have a shave you flabby bitch

What somebody says when a flabby bitch needs some fat shaved...
Somebody: Have a shave you flabby bitch
*Flabby Bitch gets fat shaved*
by Flabby Bitch February 17, 2014
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does will have a long dong

will wants to know if he has a long dong? can you help find it?
Riter, Have you seen my does will have a long dong? I can't find it anywhere!
by anonymous February 3, 2022
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National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day

A day, where you must have at least 1 mental breakdown.
September 26th
Bob: What day is it?
Jack: It’s September 26th, that means it’s National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool… I’ll be in my room for a while, don’t come in for about an hour…
by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022
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YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B
Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2023
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