sumpy dump

The result of either; the ingestion of a laxative spiked beverage, or cheap whiskey that results in abnormally swampy and stinky discharge that feels as if it was being removed from the anus by a sump pump.

Dude why did you buy that nasty ass whiskey, I had such a bad sumpy dump!

by justinjoshkelly October 16, 2007

Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.

I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.

by Bakerdoodle July 05, 2018

Ginger dump

The act of recruiting several people to violently and relentlessly take massive dumps all over Randal Baisden’s yard and porch

(1)“Hey man did you see Randal what a red headed asshole we should get a few people together and have a ginger dump in his yard”
(2)”if you don’t join in on the ginger dump your probably a cop or a secret ginger and America hates you -george washington

by Just a rock’n’roll clown June 09, 2020

Dump Dollars

When a Parent Pays there son of daughter to pick up the dog crap

part 1

dad - hey jimmy go pick up the dog turds

jimmy - you do it youve got arms

dad - ill pay you

part 2

friend - hey were'd you get all that money

jimmy - its my dump dollars

friend - ohh yes dump dollars

by MrLemman November 22, 2009

Dont Dump The Cheese In Their Ears

To warn someone not to make the same mistake they always gravitate towards making.

Bundaga pls dont dump the cheese in their ears at cash open

by helphp October 18, 2022

Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017

dump unds

When you're wearing too much underwear and you have to leave some behind in a port-a-potty.

My boy-parts are getting real swampy. Time to dump unds while I still can.

by [redacted] July 30, 2015